Yesterday I had a substitution in first grade during the last hour of the day and it was quite eventful. It started out well as they were coloring Christmas trees and making Christmas cards. Suddenly, a student calls my name and I look to see another student vomiting, exorcist style, all over the desk and floor. After that was under control and cleaned up, another student started bleeding non-stop from an injury on their hand.

No more substitutions please!